Jen...

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Hates:
1. Jen hates everyone including herself.
2. Jen hates her baby weight!
3. Jen hates u.
4. Jen hates you.
5. Jen hates me.
6. Jen hates pictures.
7. Jen hates Ange.
8. Jen hates the color yellow.
9. Jen hates computers.
10. Jen hates doing dishes.

Likes:
1. Jen likes to multi-task during sex. [AH!! Awkward!]
2. Jen likes to give something edgier and spicier than your average female rocker.
3. Jen likes Sparrow!
4. Jen likes stuff.
5. Jen likes food.
6. Jen likes to take candid pictures of me.
7. Jen likes losers.
8. Jen likes TV.
9. Jen likes the French guys.
10. Jen likes to dance.

Wants:
1. Jen wants a Manhattan man. [Amen!]
2. Jen wants Angie to STFU! [If you don't know what this stands for... don't worry about it.]
3. Jen wants to be dancing queen.
4. Jen wants to spend some $.
5. Jen wants him to understand that it's really over.
6. Jen wants Brad back.
7. Jen wants another baby (because apparently I've misplaced my first one). [That's actually what it said!]
8. Jen wants her 3$.
9. Jen wants to strut her stuff.
10. Jen wants to spook Hilton.

Needs:
1. Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist.
2. Jen needs a break.
3. Jen needs to find a self-righteous, conspicuous, "I'm better than you" charitable position.
4. Jen needs your help.
5. Jen needs you! [Funny, a minute ago Jen hated you.]
6. Jen needs human anatomy lessons.
7. Jen needs a new gun. [Sweet!]
8. Jen needs to let go and get a life.
9. Jen needs 421 temporary shelters.
10. Jen needs someone to love her as much as she loves them.

Thinks:
1. Jen thinks Brangelina are totally a joke.
2. Jen thinks not believing in God is dumb.
3. Jen thinks it isn't fair that I don't really care if she likes me or not.
4. Jen thinks something is wrong.
5. Jen thinks that maybe some other time would be better.
6. Jen thinks that she is innocent.
7. Jen thinks that everyone should participate.
8. Jen thinks that internships are ideal experiences for students.
9. Jen thinks it's the invasion of the Stepford wives.
10. Jen thinks this is a good idea.

Says:
1. Jen says Ben Affleck is a teddy bear.
2. Jen says she wants another baby.
3. Jen says she and Lorenzo are "still very happy."
4. Jen says she knew things wouldn't work out between them.
5. Jen says eat your veggies!
6. Jen says 'Let's go to the courthouse!'
7. Jen says I'm a stinker.
8. Jen says Jerry knew she'd reject him.
9. Jen says she has not split from Vince.
10. Jen says she just felt it was time for a change.

Should:
1. Jen should get back into TV.
2. Jen should show graciousness.
3. Jen should go back to recording.
4. Jen should grab Matthew McConaughey.
5. Jen should take a page from both Uma Thurman and Nicole Kidman.
6. Jen should look and reflect upon herself.
7. Jen should stay away from all the guys for a while.
8. Jen should get a hobby.
9. Jen should mind her own business.
10. Jen should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!